Damn it, I told the tow truck driver to drop my car off, not DROP it off!

Wow, good shot... That feel right into place!

When the fail is to great, fail harder

It's a start but I'd also recommend a cable lock.

Watch I can make donuts.

I told you officer, it came out of no where!

you can only make money from your beater when you strip it

She's stuck alright. Did you try rocking it?

It lodged itself so close to vital components that the mechanic deemed it unsafe to remove for fear of futher damage. It still has 90% mobility.

Parking enforcement is trying out the new boot

A "ringer" in the first official game of automotive horseshoes. Top Gear does it again.

Brad Keselowski's first pole position.

Lady GaGa's newest stunt

ah the drawbacks of hydros

Using the latest in smart technology, the new ipole activates when it senses an approaching accident.

Officials in China have created a new oil pipeline directly through the center of th Earth to save time and money on shipping. Unfortunately their calculations were off and they have no idea where the pipeline ended up.

What???.... They have bike racks don't they?

What???.... They have bike racks don't they?

Horseshoes for cars..... you win.

Time to play "Spin and go Pukey."

"When you told me you pimped your car, I didn't think you turned it into a pole dancer."

That hole looks fresh.

Due to the high theft rate of parking boots, city police came up with a more permanent solution.

Early prototype curb feeler for the hard of hearing - epic fail.

Pole Dancing: Your doing it wrong!!!!

"Is your car German??" "No, it's Polish."

Gina, a former seamstress, had trouble threading needles too.

Ted, broke and desperate for something in the M class, staked his own car out as bait.

Although it took nearly an hour, Laura finally found her polling place.

You know you're lazy when the construction crew finishes before you move your vehicle.

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You could get out of this jam with a differential locker.

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talk about riding the pole like s tripper

Ok... Sit... Stay!!!

Steal this!!

YOU KNOW YOUR CAR IS A REDNECK WHEN.... YOUR CAR IS HAPPY TO SEE YA !!! GIGGITY GIGGITY

I was scared to get my lip percied, tried it on my car glad I waited.

Jerry's auto Repair service. Where we repair it on the spot, regardless of the obstacles that get in our way.

Dentist - "When I said to floss your grill, I didn't mean your car fool!"

That's a nasty poke in he eye.

who needs alarms when theres so many poles around here

This is better than the bike rack...NOBODY WILL STEAL IT NOW!!!