Forget the stairs, they're only a small problem. Look how dirty the rims are!

Lights, Camera, Traction!!!

Audi manage to park under there?

Having the nicest car in town, Philip was used to all the stares.

Mommy I'm scared, there's an Audi hiding under the stairs!!!!!

We need a fast get away, Wonder Twin powers activate, form of an Audi, shape of stairs, Dang it!!!!!!!

Not so Fast or Furious 6, FAIL!!!!!

I told him to move his car, but he didn't listen.

Remember that picture of the badger, dead in the middle of the street with the center line painted over him? Well...

you could of hid the car with bomb better than that...

Pretty elaborate setup there for roof entry system..

I love the "stares" i get when i give the finger to the construction crew

wait..i meant "you should have seen the stares i got when i gave the construction crew the finger"

fuck it..i give up! stop staring at me!

"Damn it I knew i should not of parked in front of that 'no parking tonight' sign"

Audi unveils its first attempt at building a rail job, revealing once again that German over-engineering is abundantly clear.

70% chance of rain? no problem, not letting my car wash go to waste.

Mobile Staircase.

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How am I gonna get "Audi" here?

Thats the only way I'll ever be stepping up into an Audi.

Police now believe they have a person of interest in the cities most recent string of second story break-ins.

I told them when they put those darn stairs in that this was MY SPOT and i was'nt gonna move......I won

In response to public outcry, parking enforcement has scrapped its parking "boot" program in favor of the new stair-lock system.

Headline, Wall Street Journal: Audi sponsors worst ever Macy's Day Parade float.

... and I now know why the caged bird sings.

".. and this week on Real Hausfrauen of Passive Aggressive Stra�e..."

BMW and Mercedes will never find me here! Te heee heee!

I was looking up at the stars not the "stairs"

I thought the roll cage was supposed to go on the inside of the car...

Yea it hurts the gas mileage a little, but radio reception is fantastic.

Meet Jim, he is said to be too nice, people tend to walk all over him.

When I went to that fabricator I said I wanted stares not stairs!!!

The elevator was out of order so I took the stairs.

Step right up... and over ...

It takes a while to park it, but parking on the street can be dangerous and this protects the car so it's worth it...

Damn those Dems..

I would sleep with it but this is as close as I can get...........

If you can't move it build around it................

Let's see them try and tow it away this time they will have one hell of a time doing it....

A simple parking ticket would have done...

Honey, where is my car? Did you put in the garage like I asked you to do?

whewwhhh....that was a pain but i was able to park in the only spot available on the block!!!

You can never hide your problems!

In other news: Jerry Sandusky's Audi also inpounded! details tonight at 1100pm/ eastern 900pm pacific time.

BEST SPOT IN THE LOT!

Ninja Audi.... activate!

This spot reserved for David Copperfield.

It was cheaper than towing the car to build around it. Now they know our inconvenience when we say move and they don't.

"proctologist parking only!!!"

Only an Audi owner would build scaffolding around there car to wash it.

Missed the parade "no parking" notice?! At least your vacation was great!

This is the last time I leave my car here while I go on holiday...

our getaway plan just got harder..

Told ya I could fit!

Scaffolding: Truth in Engineering.

Now everyone is going to want stairs built around their cars.

I don't think those stairs are to code.

Well, there's no way around this one...

Baumschulenweg community leaders met last week to discuss the temporary bridge to be built on Standesamt Allee. It was suggested the footpath be the "width of an Audi"...apparently they took that literally...

Gees Audi, just get over yourself!

I don't know who's dumber - the dude parking on the footpath - the council for not towing the car - or the workers who thought it was sane to build stairs over the car - WTF

Attica!!!

Klaus always liked Led Zeppelin growning up, but little did we know he'd take stairway to heaven to a whole new level.

Wat.

HA!! Lets see them bastards steal me car now!!!! Their gonna have to sit and stare! HA HA HA! (in evil laugh voice.

Shit !!! I got this parallel parking down !!!

Dude, we were really f'ed up last night.

I didn't know Harry Potter drove an A4!

they'd never do this if it was a Chevy...

Move along, nothing to see here...

Best parallel parking job ever!

Wheel clamps just don't cut it now days...

Pssshh, you call yours roof mounted racks...My Audi got roof mounted racks!

Introducing New Under-stairs Anti-theft Security System.

AudiBot ROLL OUT!!!

Under the bleachers is where sexy happens! The new Audi.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but metal stairs encase me!

Worst magic trick EVER, I can see the trap door!

Never get a boot on your car in NY this could happen to you!!!