And that Jimmy is why you cant drive moms new car

You get three guesses as to who's responsible for this accident and the first two don't count.

Come on Billy look up and wave bye bye to your college fund...Ironically your college acceptance letter was in that mailbox.

Who's your favorite now?

HONEY!! Get the camera, we've got the Christmas card photo early this year!

Let me introduce you folks to the YOLO generation.

I wanted an iPad...

you drive about as well as your mother, son.

We're so proud! Our youngest just had his first car accident.

Come on, Guys!!.. This one goes to the album!!

It's not a big deal, we have geico. Wait, the gecko is where? In the mailbox?

Guess who just became my favorite child!

Now thats haulin' the mail!

Look ma, no hands!

No son, FWD doesn't mean 4 Wheel Drive.

Don't be ashamed son. Next week its the Johnson's cat.

*sigh* I can't take my parents anywhere...

Yep, our son the moron. Come on son smile for the camera, this is your first car and your last.

"That is the reason why I said don't pull the shift lever"

Just take it already...it will come in handy when he asks if he can have a motorcycle.

"Trunk Monkees" Standard on every new car!

"Mom, Look~! I am testing out the 4WD system...Oh no. It's only FWD."

"See, I told you that you should spend the extra money to get the 4 motion! Now we need to spend even more money to get the car out."

The "I told you so..." picture

Son: Why do you always take pictures of me when things go wrong, but never when they go right? Dad: So I have something to laugh at and remind me as to why my bank account is always empty... Smile for the camera, son...

Oh so you CAN'T drift a front wheel drive car; damn, I must've missed that part in the Tokyo Drift movie...

told you the car wouldnt fit in the mailbox

Son u've entered the EPIC FAIL photo blog.... U're gonna be famous.... ;P

Do you think anyone will know I barrowed the car?

It aint my fault... No one told them to put the mail box there!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... Just wait until dad gets home!

My son the rocket scientist, I ask him to dig a hole for the new mailbox and he uses the car.

Let me get this straight, son, so you're saying the jogger was topless....?

Smile son, don't sweat it. It's a government lease. Obama's got our back.

Don't worry boy. This is much better than the time you swallowed daddy's diamond cufflinks.

After this snapshot son lets review the rules for doing burnouts. One, RWD only. Two, a hard level surface. Three, don't use our neighbors driveway.

Safe happens. So does Stupid.

I don't think this is what he meant when he said slam your car!

just punch it we can make it ...... nevermind

it came out of no where...

- my dad is gonna kill me dude! - he can only kill you, if you're OK..

"Proud Parents" photo contest winner

Come on son, smile for the nice reporter!! Don't you want all your friends to see you on TV tonight??

When the Insurance company said to take pictures of the accident, I don't think they meant like this.

well son, at least you are wearing your Penn State shirt. even though college is now out of the question, you will still get a chance to meet one of the faculty...

and thats why i want rear wheel drive...

"Oh God dad are you going to post this on my wall?" "You betcha son, now look up and say grounded"

Greetings!!! From the Curbages'

Hey son, make sure you use this as your new facebook profile pic.

GetTheClicker said: It's not a big deal, we have geico. Wait, the gecko is where? In the mailbox? .... uhm no, im not in his mailbox

Dad to wife ~ Just smile real big to drawn the attention away from the accident honey... Kid with head down whispering to dad ~ "I guess this means I don't get the car this Friday huh pop?" Pop gritting through teeth ~ "Just wait until they get done taking this picture son"

I this learned by watching you!!!!

Well atleast his parents won't grounded. Lol

Billy just got his license today...we're so proud!

"So this is how I was conceived...? Thanks a lot mom, dad..."

Proud parents of a child following in their footsteps!

SON OF A BITCH! I guess borrowing the car this weekend is out of the question?

Don't worry son. I think the car has more damage then the mailbox.

Front Wheel Drive is Lousy for pulling your car out of gravel across a cement bumper!

mailbox - 1 car - 4,352,687

the all new volks wagon paper weight

Son...You've just made your moms driving look good.

You know now I SERIOUSLY sending you to Penn State now, right son??

See numb nuts??!! I TOLD YOU don't park and block the mailbox....!! The mailman is a gangster!.... Your lucky he only stole the spare tire!

You know that your grandpa-Sandusky is gonna here about this one!! I told you taking gramma for a ride was a bad idea....! Now take our picture (gramma) so it looks like this is what we were supposed to be doing!......

Maybe that is why he is going to Penn State! hahahahaha

Boy!!! I'm going to kick your ass when Grandma leaves

NO MORE JUNK MAIL

"MAILMANS KID..." IT WAS JUST A JOKE HONEY

What do u mean this toyota isn't for off roading?!

Like a good neighbor State Farm is there.

Hey mom, dad, check out what I learned from "Tokyo Drift"....Errrr, it looked a bit easier on TV :/

Honey, I'm home!

We did this ALL by ourselves. He's just shy.

Happy Holidays, The Jones Family

Son, we said to go GET the mail, not HIT the mail. We'll speak more clearly about the trash next time...

"I told you a spliff does not cancel out half a bottle of Jack Daniels"

Father: "What the heck you talking about son, how on earth does -'please wash my car' sound anything like 'please crash my car'!?!" Son: "oh well, either way, you won't ask me again will you!?!"

I was only trying to get the mail.......

Son please wear your glasses next time your going to mow the lawn, you must be nearly blind confusing the car wid the ride on mower

When I said,"Find some Gravel, I was talking about the travel sickness pill, your Jerk!"

OMG why didn't I use the emergency brake I always keep forgetting...

Heeeeeey, look on the bright side son. Now we can make thi moment last forever and share it with the whole world, isn't that GREAT! Now say cheese:-) !!!!!!

I had better not have to say this again...you do not play rock paper scissors with the car.

"Well look at it this way, now that we cant afford to send you to PSU, you wont have to worry about being molested!"

The days have changed, son. Now we can humiliate you to your peers as punishment . This family portrait will be you Facebook profile picture for the next two months.

YOLO my ass! Put this as your Facebook picture.

"Like a good neighbor State Farm is there!" ...Damn, that doesn't work in real life!

OMG!! Billy's 1st wreck!!! Wheres the Camera!! OMG!!!

GOSH DARNIT BILLY, I told you to leave the ESP on!

Son did we ever tell you that YOU were an accident?

His brothers response was " you really should consider that sex change you drive like a woman, you might as well be one!"

Do it yourself concrete mix just add water!!! Looks like he forgot the last part of the instructions... At least he gave it enough time to dry

Any times a good time for a family photo...

The Johnsons were always keen to document all of little Jimmy's big moments.

"Our First Family DRIFTING"

You're adopted

I told you park then look for the trunk button, now say hello to grandmas car :)

Drifting 101... Stay on the blacktop. He'll learn.

Dad, our car in Driver's Ed didn't have a backup camera. How in the world do you look behind you and at the screen on the dash at the same time?

Dad standing in the middle so proud thinking, "My son can't drive but at least my wife has nice tits!"

Oh NO! aww, Hey, hey daddy, mommy! NO NO DONT take a picture AWWWWWW!!! I am SO embarrassing DONT I won't take a picture! His daddy,mommy said to him.... "We really so proud of you and let you drove and mismake to hit mailbox." Hey! dad,mom Because I dont want to hit a squarrel on the road thats why avoid a squarrel somehow I hit a mailbox. I am sorry (cry). got picture already! lolz

Smile! Your on Candid Camera!

"Cheer up, it's not like its the worst thing you have ever done. Oh wait, yeah it is....smile!"