Thanks! How much do I owe ya?

i would go nuts on the operator!!!!

"whats the $100,000 charge for?" ...."the cherry picker your car destroyed."

"Left, left, no your other left nooo ahhh!!!! "

Blue car= luckiest car thats still alive.

"At least it missed my nice car!"

State Farm funds the worlds first Focus Convertible!

go go nothing to destroy on the other side of the fence... ooops!!

Alright stop! Yup right were we wanted it

That's the quickest way to give a car a "Chop Top".

"Like a good neighbor, state farm is there!" Ah Shoot! Didnt work like the commercials...

Needed more focus

Orange you glad you got out of the car to watch?

"Why didn't you use the outriggers?" "I didn't want to risk hitting the fence."

"I didn't need a new car anyways"

From this angle, you might be able to convince the insurance company it was a Lambo

My neighbor kept bragging about his orange Focus. So I had a little "construction" performed on my house!!

Thou Shalt not pass!

Napping on the ugliest car on the block.

Yeah its a focus st.. simply totaled!

Eeny, meeny, miney, mo...

This is one game of Tag you might not survive...

That can be buffed out!

How in the hell did you miss previous job - captain of the Costa Concordia on his resume?

I don't think beeping your horn at him is helping, you better just back-up.

I don't think beeping your horn at him is helping, you better just back-up.

And that is why WE are gear heads and he is not... he's just the president, don't mind him. LOL!

^ Wrong thread for that post. LOLOLOLOL!!! >:) Sorry.

"Sir, I swear, there was a fly there."

" Hunny how many times have I told you always park your car in front of mine"

"Yeah so that new custom Geo Prism I was looking at, has my name on it"

New fence $250, new flowerbed $65, One of a kind chick magnet priceless

"Hey, I applaud the crane operator... he hit the ugly, slow one..."

With the mad cow disease in the 80's, British kids had to improvise.

IT'S OKAY it's okay! it was orange...

see! if you had one of those low profile cherry pickers this wouldn't have happened...

Wow! that new ground effects kit REALLY works!!!

The down side of living next door to a Transformer...

"Our orange juice is fresh squeezed from concentrate"

I told u,.... the Forklift wanted to smell the flowers!

U have insurance, don't you.

( In best Steve Erkal voice) Did I do that?

what do you get when you cross a crane & a ford focus?................................ A mess.

babe i have some bad news it missed the house but your orange car thingy is ok....

Then I realized, the grass is greener on THIS side!

I told you to keep an eye on grandpa

Finally we can get rid of that ugly ORANGE car, Call the insurance company honey.

Just drop it there. That's fine.

Should have just used a chopsaw to take off the top.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU DIDN'T WANT A SUNROOF!!!!???

honey... where's the dog??

Well the boss said to Focus. I guess I didn't quite understand what he meant.

He didn't make it..... He drove a Ford..

Someone tried to put a little too much ZOOM in that ZOOMBOOM.

Fred, did you forget the outriggers AGAIN!?!?!?!

Look! it's a lowrider now!

Driver loses FOCUS on his job

I'll teach you to put up a fence...

Dude you are so fired. Whys that? The tractors fine. Dude look what you landed on. Oh shit I'm going to be fired.

Got Ya now let's transform Ya

Male lift to his male friends - I destroyed it. I told you I was a beast in bed...

All you had to do was pay the toll.................No freebees that's called the long arm of the law just in case you didn't know.

.............Gotcha they call me the exterminator who's next.............

Unfortunately, Mike misunderstood the term "slammed" when it came to cars

"Why didn't you use the outriggers?" "I was being careful not to hit the fence."

Why can't they have Super Bowls on Sat night?

"not my day for duck, duck, goose!"

Thank goodness the flowers are OK!

"Ooo piece o' candy!"

While I'm over here, you got any heavy lifting that needs to be done?

After realizing their bright orange focus was embarassing the neighbors sabotaged the outriggers on our construction crews crane, worked perfectly.

Next time, "Focus" on keeping the backhoe level!

at least now that it's crushed people will enjoy looking at it.

the illegals working construction disappeared fast - they thought they landed on a lamborghini

Poor fence!

"you remembered to set the emergency brake on the cherry picker, right?"

"Soooo... out of Focus"

Red Rover Red Rover let boom lift come over!!!

just another day at the lowrider drive thru : - )

when you see it, you'll freak out

Hey, at least I now know how it'll look chopped and dropped!

"focus!! focus!!" says the granny from american wedding.

Never cheat on a woman who knows how to operate a crane

i told u to focus...NOT HIT the focus

HA! He may have been going incognito, but I finally got James Bond!

Obviously the automotive limbo contest has a few bugs to work out still.

Don't worry, I'm sure that will buff right out.

Hello Allstate................

Come on hunny lets GO I already loaded up the cherry picker in the back of your car!

Me Grimlock no like puny orange car. Hurt my eyes. Must destroy!

My parents are so gonna kill me for skipping school!

I told you, "those Transformers would ruin the neighborhood"!!!

HI CATHY.I MISS YOU GUYS SO MUCH, I KNOW I DROPPED YOU FOR THAT CUT RAIT INSURANCE 3 MONTHS AGO.DO I GET A DISCOUNT IF I COMBINE MY HOME AND AUTO INSURANCE TOGETHER?

Like a good neighbor, state farm is there! With the rental geo =D

Funny story, my credit card got declined for the insurance payment...

Teal car: Woot! back to number 1 again!!

I told you not to plant those geraniums with the fork lift. Those lily's will never grow straight again!

See; it's not the same orange at all.

This is my very latest anti-theft device!!

It goes back on Monday, I promise.

you said you wanted the roof redone.

so DAVE !!!, the amps and subs i had installed last week are kicking , the only problem is... the magnets must be so big when i turn the key and crank up the tunes... Boom Headshot !!!!

.....and that's when the fight started

"Didn't I tell you that Tony doesn't like the color Orange?"

Should of listen to the wife a called a professional...dam I didn't get the rental insurance.

Optimus prime brings down the final crushing blow on little Megatron Jr.

Whack-A-Mole at its finest!

With a "HIIIEEE-YAHH!!! Karate Chop!!!"

Wife: "Honey, why do the neighbors have large commercial-grade fork lift on their lawn?" Husband: "I told you! I don't care what the hell the neighbors are doing!" [loud crashing sound] Wife: "Oh, I think you'll care this time."

Hey babe, I thought we decided on NOT making the car a low rider?

Honey, the man next door asked would we mind moving the car. ----------Yeh, yeh, as soon as this game is over.

He didn't make it, Dave didn't drive the longest lasting car on the planet, Dave drove a ford.

they laughed at my blue car I laughed at their funeral

Blue car driver: "man am I glad I got here late!"

Introducing the new 2012 Ford Forkus

If an erection lasts longer than 4 hours, please consult your doctor.

Take your kid to work day goes horribly wrong...

Poetic Justice

I HATE ricers! Too bad, the blue one's next.

geez little brother, i told you not to play with that thing! do you think dad will notice??

So international, an American Caterpillar in England crushing a German car as the Yugo sits quietly hoping he's not next.

Better to be spooned than forked.

BOOM! There it is. BOOM! There it is.... What? OOH! More bass, less boom. OOOooo...... My bad.

I thought it was a massive bug and i squashed it, sorry.

One Focus down. 4,227,842 to go.

Hey you scratched my tractor

i always wanted a chop top low rider.

No Grasshopper, first you must "paint" the fence then you can concour the "crane"!

someone disabled the idiot-proof sensors...

Shoot Willis we can fix this it's only cosmetic. Couple hits with a hammer and some paint and bam good as new.

Now i see why i got this house for so cheap i'm living next to the fricken Griswolds.

1-800-how's my driving?

"...i dont know man, it seems to happen all the time. I go to bed long and hard, then end up waking up the next morning with every one telling me i smashed some ugly 'thing' last night..." "Ya, you should definitely stop drinking bro.."

"u are right dude, its way easier to get next door to my house now.."

" OK..my work is done here...Baby Girl,where did u park my orange juicy MPV`s..i wana pick ur mom..."

"Mom...our neighbour sms me,why we park to close to his fans..he can`t find his tool stuck under the crane..."

Well, I guess I won't be driving that one!

DAHM!!! I SHOULD OF TOOK THE RENTAL GUYS WORD AND PAID $10.00 MORE A DAY FOR 4X4 INSTEAD I WAS A TIGHT WAD AND GOT THE 2 WHEEL DRIVE.

They told me my new paint job would attract attention!!

Routine Gardening Care!!

Operator: "Ha, now whose car is better?!!"

"That is an awkward situation!!!"

What can I say I love oranges!, not cherry's..

What can I say, I'm gay, I fall for oranges, not cherrys.

blue car to orange car: ha! that should teach you to park in my place!

You missed :/

Car owner: "Like a good neighbors state-farm is there, With a time machine!" Agents: "Seriously, Doesn't work that way"

we meant it when we said we'll make it a super-compact.

Oh, SNAP!

"Honey, Junior's forkin' around with the neighbor's car again... "

"Yo, Jerry, what kind of car does the boss drive"?

Rookie Operator: Little higher....Slowly...Focus...focus.....SHIT....FOCUS!

Car Owner : What! AHHHHH! Operator : " See mate, I "Told You" the colours clashes!

I never tought that a european could be this wreckless, only russians and americans do that kind of stupidity.

Industrial Machinery, 1 , Sub-Compact car 0!

So that's how a European Sub Compact is made