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You know the drill: come up with a caption for the picture below by noon PST next Thursday. If you submit the funniest one, we'll declare you the winner. Three entries per member max. Good luck!
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By: SouthernGuy8503 7/1/2011 8:53 AM I'm under the car so much working on it that I need a built in paper towel dispenser to wipe my hands off. I'll take the chance of it catching on fire. |
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By: BIG_CIVIC 7/1/2011 10:15 AM The perfect accessory for your Bumper Dumper. |
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By: n2deep8604 7/1/2011 11:59 AM Gotta be prepared to wipe the rice off my butt hole when I get home. No better place to but the wipe then around that general area. |
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By: TDWPgtp 7/1/2011 12:04 PM BOUNTY the quilted exhaust muffler! |
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By: cknarf 7/1/2011 12:29 PM Old and busted: Huge exhaust tips. New and improved: shop towels. GET IN THE ZONE. |
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By: 74Furyous 7/1/2011 3:09 PM These CA emissions laws are just getting stupider! |
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By: callediceman 7/1/2011 3:10 PM 1st whistle tips,, now shitzle tips |
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By: jackoskate 7/1/2011 3:33 PM The perfect fart can accessory! |
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By: sleepn_fxgt 7/1/2011 5:00 PM 1 Step to keeping your dump pipe clean |
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By: sleepn_fxgt 7/1/2011 5:08 PM this is said in the voice of this ad: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7zzCmUJAsQ&feature=related , "This is a bumper" "This is a hoist" "This is Handee" "This is an exhaust" "This is moisture lock weave" "This is Handee "Handee ultra, it's ultra handy" |
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By: GTwildfire 7/1/2011 5:29 PM NO NO NO you're supposed to put it on the other way or the cat will roll it onto the floor. |
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By: GTwildfire 7/1/2011 5:33 PM He's gettin' closer. I won't tell you what was on there last week, but it had "wings". |
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By: GTwildfire 7/1/2011 5:34 PM You really don't want to know where the toilet paper ended up. |
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By: BIG_CIVIC 7/1/2011 5:35 PM Not an entry but search "bumper dumper" for a laugh :) |
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By: AiRX02 7/1/2011 6:54 PM Cop said my exhaust was to loud so I got out and put my silencer on! |
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By: ChAMbER_CUStOMS 7/1/2011 7:01 PM you know you bought a p.o.s. when it comes with it's own toilet paper roll |
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By: ChAMbER_CUStOMS 7/1/2011 7:01 PM go ahead, wipe your ass, you lost. |
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By: ChAMbER_CUStOMS 7/1/2011 7:02 PM Bounty, the quicker, silencer, muffler ..... BOUNTY |
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By: Grimjoker 7/1/2011 7:51 PM Ricer roll, it give you 15 HP!!!! |
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By: jeffrysource11 7/1/2011 7:54 PM Check out this new "shart-can" exhaust. |
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By: ilovethestig 7/1/2011 9:23 PM new disposable silencers... |
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By: RareT 7/2/2011 5:04 AM "And here's the towels to wipe the laughter from looking at my P.O.S." |
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By: 74Furyous 7/2/2011 5:12 AM His wife has one with a floral print. |
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By: 74Furyous 7/2/2011 5:15 AM Well the rubber isolaters tned to fail. |
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By: davect01 7/2/2011 6:57 AM You never know what you are going to find when the mechanic is done working on your car. |
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By: puhjay 7/2/2011 3:15 PM Bounty Fluffler! |
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By: 4Wheelin_Forever 7/2/2011 5:46 PM ROFLMAO!!! |
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By: Fitz 7/2/2011 6:46 PM It's now easier than ever to wipe up after those messy fart pipes! |
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By: snowisher 7/3/2011 4:15 PM "BRAWNY" THE MAN HANDLER PAPER TOWELS! When your car is full of Crap ! |
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By: snowisher 7/3/2011 4:22 PM You'll know your a "REDNECK" when you sneeze and you need to stop the car and get out to get a tissue. |
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By: linconthis 7/3/2011 9:11 PM I see your finally taking a step to cleaner emissions |
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By: chevyman327nova 7/4/2011 10:23 AM the lil import finally became bigboy muscle and has learned to wipe his tailpipe! LOL!!! |
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By: Josh429er 7/4/2011 11:30 AM trust me, thats the most expensive part on this car |
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By: GetTheClicker 7/4/2011 11:36 AM Looks like SOMEbody's got an exhaust leak..... |
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By: StuntmanSmith 7/4/2011 1:11 PM Trying to hide that rusty muffler tip? No problem! Stick a semi color matching paper towel roll over your existing tip for a clean and unique look! |
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By: fatratmatt 7/4/2011 2:02 PM I tried Bounty... "The Quicker Picker Upper"... but the car dont go any faster. |
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By: zx2fastforu 7/5/2011 10:17 AM when he said he had a fart can he forgot to mention t was a wet fart can. |
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By: usmcsteeler 7/6/2011 8:26 AM "It's for emissions. When it turns black I just stick another roll on." |
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By: usmcsteeler 7/6/2011 8:29 AM Mechanic 1 to Mechanic 2: "We'll see if it gives any performance boost when he comes back for the next oil change." |
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By: Cannonshot 7/6/2011 8:58 AM The history of the "glasspack' muffler. |
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By: Cannonshot 7/6/2011 8:59 AM Something to help lessen your carbon footprint. |
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By: Cannonshot 7/6/2011 9:07 AM Yes, this car does belong to waitress named Rosie...why? |
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By: carsick30 7/6/2011 11:18 AM My shitzhaust tip adds 5 horsepower |
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By: Bluecar87 7/6/2011 11:28 AM "And now........just new on the market, the new handy, dandy disposable tail pipe!!! |
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By: Bluecar87 7/6/2011 11:31 AM I don't know Fred, I think when the owners pick it up, they might notice it ain't right. |
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By: Bluecar87 7/6/2011 11:36 AM "This is not what I had in mind when I said we should cut corners on part cost replacements". |
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