kool-aid man, you are not!

Someone farted and I was desperate to get out of the building no matter what.

Is that a Banksy?

Sources say it was in the police impound and was trying to escape because it thinks it's innocent, then it got stuck because it's not exactly the fastest car in the garage.

FREE PARKING!!!!!!

Ah. Now I remember...........

Buy a Toyota...it will set you free.

If only the whole car was made from the same metal as that license plate!

A modern Butch Cassidy and his "Hole in the Wall Gang".

Oops, my bad...I thought this was an In-N-Burger.

im the juggernaut, bitch!!!

i feel like bustin loose!!!

"I knew I smelled liquor on Grandma's breathe!"

"Wonder if I can buff that out?"

Kool-Aid - OH YEA

Ah-Fah-Wah-twehunded Toyodah, Wahl slamin deal!! You buy, YOU buy NOW!

Toyota- moving forward......wheather you want to or not.

Women drivers... (he he he) : P

Oh thank God! That's not my car. Wrong plate number.

With Gary Busey and Meatloaf in the same car, is anybody really surprised?

A Chinese remake of Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

Maybe I should have pressed the pedal on the left?

So the boss said im fired, ok.....wait.... now i quit, take that out of my last paycheck

aww... the car always kept going without a scratch on Need for Speed

Baby, i told you i couldn't keep my eyes on the road when u do that :)

modern art

Ever notice that every Hard Rock Cafe looks the same?!

Pek-a-boo

The guy in the movie Jumper did it so I thought I'd give it a try

Doc we didn't quite hit 88 mph

Need a new gps?

I think you have a suspension problem

pink floyd said it best "JUST ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL"

thats not what i meant when i said at 40 she would hit the wall

and this is how cars are born

Floor Mat Failure?

Now here's a Glory whole!

One more tube of lube.. and i woulda made it.

Did you really need gps to get out the garrage?

Windshield -150, Front clip - 350, Wheels & Tires - 400, This guy scratching his head wondering what the hell just happened.. priceless.

His job, Chinese sweat shop. His excuse "I was runnng late and diddnt want to die"

When Autobots fail to Transform.

Bummer!

honestly officer, i was just changing my facebook status

Great wave Greatwall Car=FAIL Bondo Plaster Car=WIN

An There I was, Trying to leave, She was throwing out my stuff, then BAMM,.... There goes my car,....

now i can get that sweet bodykit i wanted

these new building just aren't made the way they used to be

Re-calculating...

...and this is where the new garage door will be.

Zoom Zoom!

So that's where I parked it.

"I TOLD you that the ramp was too short, no way you would have made 88 miles per hour!"

Wow, I've never seen such a realistic wall... painting...? Say, wait a minute...!

Toyota is asking all PRIUS owners to return cars to the dealerships as slowly as they possibly can....SLOWLY http://certifiedperformance.ca

Some people should not be allowed to have cell phones in their cars. Not me though, I can drive with my knee!! http://certifiedperformance.ca

Did you say just change the oil?

"This is what I think about your job AND the company car!"

gonna need a bigger frame

After an hour looking I finally found an open spot to park.

Dam ABS

Where is the head light switch oopps never mind

Hanging it up and hanging it out GET R DONE

"I had no idea the building was pregnant..."

Yeah, he's a back door man. Even when there ain't a back door.

I heard some big guy was tazed a couple times then jumped in it and tried to get away...

I was inside a building, how the hell i do that

look hunny i finely got the closest spot to the door for you.

this is why i dont let you drive. how am i going to tell this to the the insurers company.

another teen driver for ya. that seen the fast and the furious to many times

turn left......................................................in 100 feet

Oh snap, Dad is going to kill me.

turn right in 100 feet..........*crash*.......recalculating.........

damn auto-parking system next time no extras for the blond

UUUmmmmm no worries you can buff that out!!

here comes lyndsay lohan with some take-out!

OH F!

Dang woman drivers!

Wow, What happened last night!

Did somebody call 9-1-holy shit?!?

I SAID "FLOOR IT" YOU IDIOT

Like a good neighbor state farm is there, Back in america.......

Dem Duke boys done it again!

Just another scene from "The Fast and The Foolish."

am I late ?

Ohhhhh, so thats where I parked my car..

You have reached your destination. ... an office on the second floor.

Oh what a feeling! ... kinda feels like concrete.

Dude wheres my car....Oh crap, there it is.....

Oops, wrong turn. Ended up in the Middle East.

Let this be a lesson to the next person that takes my parking spot

Free valet parking, courtesy of tornado alley.

Hard Rock Cafe is trying to be more realistic with their entrances.

I told you to take a left down corridor A!

hey this isnt where i parked my car...oh wait yeah it is.

Subcompact: 1, Parking Garage 0.

Man those super size burritos are rough.

Christine part 2.

"Oh, so sorry! I was told this is where stunt try outs for Cars 3 were. Lil' duct tape will fix it ... Carry on."

Now where did I park my car?

Is this part of the recall? No, well it should be!

What do you mean this is not covered under the warranty.

What do you mean this is not covered under the warranty.

"Gotta a live one! Keep pulling and don't let go this time! I'm hungry!", exclaims Optimus Prime.

No, no. Port is left, starboard is right!!

"Idiot! I could've made it all the way through if you weren't poking me!"

This isn't where I parked my car!

Osama Bin Laden's escape effort when Navy Seals helicopters landed at his house.

Pontiac: We build excitement-- and parking garages.

Then the house of the third little pig he said, I'll huff, and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down. And....

So much for the reliability testing of GM's new turn by turn directions through OnStar.

if you cant dodge it, ram it. if that doesn't work, buy a chev.

Come on down as quick as you can to the Scratch and dent sale at your local Furniture One Outlet location at the corner of Broadway and Boulevard. But please folks, there's plenty of savings for everyone so please drive responsibly.

When Hollywood goes to Europe: "Wait...did you say to make to break-away opening 4 meters or 4 yards in diameter?"

Oh...it was a LEFT at Albuquerque.

So this is what happens when you watch Dukes of Hazzard in the city...

oh...the left one is the brake!

Tom-tom go-go fuck-fuck yourself-yourself!!

You mean my whole life dukes of hazard has been a lie??

A true hide and seek master will even win against a gps, muhaha find me now!

At Mile High Toyota, our springboard of savings sell-a-thon is reaching unexpected new highs. Service department throttle reprogramming for the company recalls is highly recommended, but optional. Liability Insurance, well, that is mandatory.

...and this is how cars are born.

No w how am I going to get out of this parking space?

Here's COROLLA!

They said that their new car design was a real breakthrough, but this is not what I envisioned.

"turn right in RIGHT NOW!!!" Gahh... freakin tom tom

Note to self, brother lied...

The Flux Capasitor! The Flux Capasitor!

Carmen Sandiego 1, Car 0...

This is what happens when McFly didn't quite hit 85!!!

Man I told you the gps takes me the longest way thru places.

Aw man! There's skittles in there!

Hey dad I told you those maps of yours needed to be updated.

I'm sorry officer I have no idea where that building came from.

Satellite connection lost. Recalculating...

damn that road runner painting a tunnel on the wall then he runs though it (and i just hit a wall) .

Tell Subaru and Mercedes Benz to beat that!!!! not a scratch on me!!!!!!!!!!!

It was like that when I got there.

"Honey, I'm home!" "I must have took a wrong turn at that last intersection..."

Have you Updated your GPS Lately??????

I'm a Vibe not a Matrix

CUT! Can we edit this? because I don't think we can retake with that car again.

I should have known it was trouble when He told me that he was taking me to this great little hole in the wall.

Now close your eyes and feel the road.

I know I can drive better if I didn't have this hand sticking out of the back of my head

But Mom, it didn't turn out like this when I saw James Bond do it on TV last week !

I told you that spot was already taken!!!!

Maybe I took my Dukes of Hazzard II audition a little too far, but they said show us why we should cast you...

I'm pretty sure when the directions said go between the building, they meant a different between.

LET'S SEE IF HARRY POTTER 3-D CAN TOP THIS!!!!!

I navigate u drive.... Wait.... Or vise versa? Oh shiiitttt!

"well theres yr problem!"

"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM.....................I SPILLT MY DRANK!"

"well, we forgot d wreckin ball sooooooooooooo..............."

Honey, I call you back, Im stopping to get a nap.

I thought I was in Drive, not reverse

I thought this was the drive thru lane.

i told you a drive thru in this neighbor hood wouldn't work

What is the meaning of this: Parking Ramp?

I said park in the corner not "IN" the corner....

i told you not to insult the valet!

Park way over there away from the other cars so we don't get dinged... wait no stop!!!

wheres that damn gecko when you need him!

The mattresses were a great idea!

I thought this was the drive thru lane.

the gps told me to take a right in 300 meters ...

The truck behind had been waiting for that spot for 15 minutes.

Second floor: lingerie, perfume, and fools.

Hold my beer a minuet....

What? This isn't the set of FAST SIX the movie LOL!

"oh.... yeah!!"

Its "TO the windoooww , to the waaalll" Not "THROUGH the wall" a message from LIL JON DONT LIP SYNC and Drive.

Its "TO the windoooww , to the waaalll" Not "THROUGH the wall" a message from LIL JON DONT LIP SYNC and Drive OOOOOOWWkkkkaayyy !!

Gee, Grandpa, thanks for taking a short cut in MY car!

Things to do: 1. Discard underpants. 2. File warranty claim against [Auto Maker] for properly functioning accelerator pedal.

Maybe giving head to myself wasn't such a good idea..

Thats thinking with your dipstick, Jimmy.

If you ain't getting yourself ahead, your giving yourself ahead...through the wall.

Peek-a-boo

VTEC just kicked in - Yo!

Understeer is when you hit the wall with the front of the car. Oversteer is when you hit the wall with the rear of the car. Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall. Torque is how far you take the wall with you. At least they didn't have any oversteer!

So thats where I parked my car?

Man what a hangover!

How am I going to explain this to my wife?

Dude, I found my Car.

WARNING: glitzches in new gps systems

"wonda how many hit i get on cah domain???"

I knew somebody would fall for that fake tunnel painting on the wall....

I knew I shouldn't have used the push-button start when I left it in first gear...

Now that's 3D

Dad's gonna be sooo mad,I dont think i put any gas in it...

**Blip Blip** I told you we parked in THIS wall!

"Hey, atleast I signed the damage waver."

BullsEYE

Asian guy driving... is there anything else to say?

Wile E Coyote....Super Genious!!!!

Officer: "Get into a little accident did we?" Me: "Nope! Just working on my abstract project for art class and am just wondering if I made the best use of the lighting... Here's your sign!"

Recalculating!!!???...oh, NOW you're recalculating!!??

Dude, I told you that wasn't an off ramp...

EPIC FAIL!

You see what happens when you're blind and drive? Oh wait, you're blind, and you CAN'T FREAKING SEE ANYTHING!

The Hangover part 3. now showing at a theater near you

#When following Harold Campingon Twitter goes wrong

#When Following Harold Camping on Twitter goes wrong

In Soviet Russia... Car crushes wall.

Backing that ass up... You're doing it wrong.

DAMM IT JEAN! I TOLD YOU THIS WASN'T THE ENTRANCE TO THE DRIVE THROUGH.

RIVERSIDE DRIVE IN BALCONY SEATS

hey i seen something like it on transporter..............mabe i was going to sloww.... ima have to watch that movie again and see how he did it

Dude... THERE'S my car!

It's the journey not the destination..

Gesundheit.

Honey, I'm HOME !!!

Are you okay?,.. because you just went through a wall. ><

Drift.... what's Drift?

Ok honey I guess this really was an exit but that's not the point.

(from inside the car) Dude, you think I scratched my Dad's paint?

I guess I have to call the car dealer and tell them I'm not interested in this car anymore, the test drive didn't go well.

"Thanks, here's your reciept, just start it up and drive, I fixed EVERYTHING for you........"

"Like a good neighbor, Statefarm is there". With a brick mason.

Is it too late to set the parking brake?

I told him never to park the car in first gear.

TH@T'S @ CR@ZY PIC =) SOLOBOY