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Posted On: 5/6/2011 7:06AM
66Mope

You know the drill: come up with a caption for the picture below by noon PST next Thursday. If you submit the funniest one, we'll declare you the winner. Three entries per member max. Good luck!

Comments (84)
Avatar By: SouthernGuy8503
5/6/2011 7:36 AM

Have you ever thought it took too long to mow your lawn? Well folks we have an answer for you. The brand new Dixie Choppers Indy Mower.

 
Avatar By: StreetsideStig
5/6/2011 7:50 AM

I'm kindof a big deal.

 
Avatar By: Nismoke
5/6/2011 8:11 AM

grass fiber technology..lets go green!

 
Avatar By: Nismoke
5/6/2011 8:12 AM

I am vegetarian!

 
Avatar By: SupraSerious
5/6/2011 8:14 AM

Apparently number 51 eats bush on track as well. F1 certainly does not condone this type of behavior.

 
Avatar By: 01SEtrep
5/6/2011 8:15 AM

yea its more aro dynamic

 
Avatar By: yellow_blur
5/6/2011 8:31 AM

Worlds fastest clean sweep for the track! Yeah, its new...

 
Avatar By: timpalass
5/6/2011 8:59 AM

Agrodynamic.....going green.

 
Avatar By: DaveyBoyo
5/6/2011 9:01 AM

Sir, I moustche you to keep your vehicle on the track.

 
Avatar By: timpalass
5/6/2011 9:02 AM

It's light weight fibergrass.

 
Avatar By: tazgts
5/6/2011 9:32 AM

The new universal Redneck body kit!

 
Avatar By: DodgeAdict
5/6/2011 9:49 AM

"....You think YOUR lawnmower is fast? Check this out"

 
Avatar By: DodgeAdict
5/6/2011 9:51 AM

"Because of new track budget cuts, the race cars are now the grounds keeping vehicles, Thank you for complying"

 
Avatar By: kjm20
5/6/2011 10:39 AM

he's not sponsored by gillette anymore

 
Avatar By: SouthernGuy8503
5/6/2011 10:47 AM

Race car camo for waterfowl, they have them on boats so why not on here and I have real grass on the car.

 
Avatar By: torino_man
5/6/2011 10:55 AM

When Dennis Gage isn't hosting 'My Classic Car', you can find him Open Wheel Racing...

 
Avatar By: Tune_It_Up
5/6/2011 11:02 AM

he has alot of crop fastest way to pick it indy car

 
Avatar By: Tune_It_Up
5/6/2011 11:07 AM

there was a huge demand so he had to get the supply the fastest way

 
Avatar By: Tune_It_Up
5/6/2011 11:08 AM

new stealth body kit

 
Avatar By: tm1987
5/6/2011 11:52 AM

this gives a new meaning to "moustache rides"

 
Avatar By: RVAE34
5/6/2011 12:02 PM

Tom Selleck's new "green" open wheel design.

 
Avatar By: AMitchell
5/6/2011 12:02 PM

Oh....you mean it's 'Mo-vember'? I thought it was 'Mow-vember'.

 
Avatar By: 85grandprixowner
5/6/2011 1:29 PM

Gives a whole new meaning to "Your roots are showing"

 
Avatar By: 85grandprixowner
5/6/2011 1:32 PM

So that's how the country club keeps all that grass cut so short

 
Avatar By: krush454
5/6/2011 1:32 PM

The new "Chia Pet" sponsored formula one racer mowed down the competition!

 
Avatar By: 85grandprixowner
5/6/2011 1:37 PM

"Aw man, they sent me the wrong brush guard"

 
Avatar By: fndrstrat
5/6/2011 2:39 PM

Giving a whole new meaning to the brickyard!!!

 
Avatar By: fndrstrat
5/6/2011 2:40 PM

Do you think he can see me???

 
Avatar By: 74Furyous
5/6/2011 3:30 PM

"And the number 51 Rogaine Racing Ford is gaining fast!"

 
Avatar By: cobaltdriver07
5/6/2011 4:04 PM

"True grassroots racing"

 
Avatar By: BIG_CIVIC
5/6/2011 4:45 PM

Cars3 new movie character :- Nigel Mansel

 
Avatar By: BIG_CIVIC
5/6/2011 4:46 PM

Does this moustache make my wing look big?

 
Avatar By: expo_on_24z
5/6/2011 5:54 PM

These caption contest are lame. The most corny captions always win. The ones that make you laugh never win. BIG WASTE OF TIME!!! #autoholicssuck

 
Avatar By: ChAMbER_CUStOMS
5/6/2011 6:35 PM

It's A Me...MARIO

 
Avatar By: ChAMbER_CUStOMS
5/6/2011 6:36 PM

Italian Grand Prix, NOT sponsored by Gilette

 
Avatar By: robpurifoy
5/6/2011 7:15 PM

The Chia Pet Formula One line, comes in 3 colors.

 
Avatar By: 74Furyous
5/6/2011 7:29 PM

Off the racing line and onto the marbles? No problem!

 
Avatar By: 1990Chevy4x4
5/6/2011 7:41 PM

"Shortcut? I didn't take no freaking shortcut!"

 
Avatar By: vvvMARCOvvv
5/6/2011 7:58 PM

flexi-wing?

 
Avatar By: vvvMARCOvvv
5/6/2011 7:58 PM

cleaning up the marbles

 
Avatar By: vvvMARCOvvv
5/6/2011 7:59 PM

"tell someone to cut the grass"

 
Avatar By: ej6coupe
5/6/2011 8:39 PM

new hybrid racecar runs on grass! go green!

 
Avatar By: ej6coupe
5/6/2011 10:07 PM

new grass fiber polymer stronger and lighter than carbon fiber, top secret photos leaked !

 
Avatar By: MotorsportsTube
5/7/2011 7:26 AM

I decided to take a shortcut....I even made myself a new path!

 
Avatar By: Idefix
5/7/2011 8:42 AM

Eyes on the prize, nose in the bush XP

 
Avatar By: Danielroque02
5/7/2011 9:37 AM

It's Thunder Baby Cachiga Cachiga

 
Avatar By: marsone619
5/7/2011 10:40 AM

okay... who wants a mustache ride!!??

 
Avatar By: JBTY_Baleno
5/7/2011 11:52 AM

I THINK I NEED A SHAVE!

 
Avatar By: wasdwads
5/7/2011 3:08 PM

FibergRass, and no it's not because i'm asian.

 
Avatar By: canonmp830
5/7/2011 3:30 PM

just cutting the grass

 
Avatar By: canonmp830
5/7/2011 3:34 PM

i did not want to pay for a new paint job

 
Avatar By: canonmp830
5/7/2011 3:37 PM

do you like my new wheel

 
Avatar By: Cannonshot
5/7/2011 5:31 PM

As the cars enter the first turn, a sweeping left hander...

 
Avatar By: Cannonshot
5/7/2011 5:37 PM

Yea I think the cars okay, but I just gave those guys sitting in the infield a hell of a scare.

 
Avatar By: Cannonshot
5/7/2011 5:44 PM

I'm coming to the pits this lap...somebody better get the weed whacker ready.

 
Avatar By: vanb86
5/7/2011 7:07 PM

who needs a combine when you can buy a race car for the same price and do the same work!! (:

 
Avatar By: milena00
5/7/2011 8:18 PM

No one rides for free - gas, grass or ass

 
Avatar By: bigwill1101992
5/7/2011 8:20 PM

The worlds fastest lawnmower

 
Avatar By: kingkevin420
5/7/2011 8:32 PM

"note to self...stay on the pavement"

 
Avatar By: moetgupi
5/7/2011 11:47 PM

i think he just hit swampthing...

 
Avatar By: moetgupi
5/7/2011 11:50 PM

"And number 51 comes outta left field to take the lead.."

 
Avatar By: moetgupi
5/7/2011 11:54 PM

"The Grass't And The Furious."

 
Avatar By: Exodus_10
5/8/2011 1:35 AM

So that's what happened to Swamp Thing.

 
Avatar By: livefreeanddie
5/8/2011 2:58 AM

Disney's Pixar reports that the role of Lightning McQueen will now be played by the legendary Tom Selleck.

 
Avatar By: hodzic
5/8/2011 7:48 AM

GOT GRASS?

 
Avatar By: hodzic
5/8/2011 7:50 AM

Trick out your formula 1 with a all natural front end.. Because wats better then being fast its saving the world!!

 
Avatar By: chewzer
5/8/2011 1:30 PM

Mustache ride anyone?

 
Avatar By: BikerTrashCoyote
5/8/2011 3:54 PM

Shhhh... I am in the witness protection program.

 
Avatar By: GTwildfire
5/8/2011 6:05 PM

Hey it was either the trees or the grass. I think he made the right choice.

 
Avatar By: GTwildfire
5/8/2011 6:08 PM

and that, son, is how you spoil a spoiler.

 
Avatar By: GTwildfire
5/8/2011 6:11 PM

(crackling into the driver's headset) It's the GRAND Prix, NOT the GRAIN Prix!

 
Avatar By: buiebrown
5/8/2011 7:40 PM

The new eco-friendly bumper. Just find a lawn, drive through it in fifth gear and you will be turning heads in no time.

 
Avatar By: buiebrown
5/8/2011 7:41 PM

I was wondering where my front lawn went.

 
Avatar By: buiebrown
5/8/2011 7:44 PM

He should have gone with the fu manchu.

 
Avatar By: belbala
5/9/2011 2:22 AM

What do you think of my new moustache

 
Avatar By: ChAMbER_CUStOMS
5/9/2011 5:04 AM

Tiger's wife wants to run him over so she's hiding in the rough

 
Avatar By: TREE1868
5/9/2011 5:05 AM

Who wants a 200 MPH mustache ride!!!???

 
Avatar By: manderson22
5/9/2011 7:19 AM

World's Fastest Street Sweeper!!!!!

 
Avatar By: 74Furyous
5/9/2011 7:01 PM

He got the idea while behind a Winnabago. It keeps water spray to a minimum.

 
Avatar By: vielecustoms
5/11/2011 12:46 PM

alright ladies who wants a mustache ride?

 
Avatar By: 93civicduties
5/11/2011 6:11 PM

try the new and improved "Ch-ch-ch-chia" front wing!

 
Avatar By: 93civicduties
5/11/2011 6:12 PM

Ass, gas, or... waitaminute!? STILL - nobody rides for free!

 
Avatar By: 93civicduties
5/12/2011 10:28 AM

Hybrid Camoflage

 
Avatar By: iTurbo
5/16/2011 1:36 PM

brush guard

 

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