"Right Of Way" concept truck hood ornament. Havana Auto Show, Cuba.

Never choose the center lane at a drag race.

The true meaning of going threw a red light.

Must be one of those fanatical "Autoholic" tree huggers.

ahhh fits like a pole

I swear, it just jumped out in front of me

Just because it is a Dodge doesn't mean HE can Dodge!

Dodge... this truck did not

I worked for Dodge and I learned, if you can't dodge it, ram it

It wasn't my fault. My GPS told me to turn right now.

This way I always have the green light.

Why dodge it when you can ram it?

"If you cant Dodge it, Ram it!"

"Realculating!!"

"Dodge Ram Light Pole = Redneck Lawn Ornament"

Who put a pole on the sidewalk? geeez

Hey look, that pole just hit a truck!

Don't you just hate when those poles jump out in the middle of traffic?

I just learned how to to text.

Bringing the races to you, directly!

New city traffic control vehicles.

Duuuuuuuddddddeeeeeee you jumped the lights! :P

Every time I stop its on red?

never loose your car in the parking lot again

If this were a "Vehicle Emergency Room".....I'm sure the Dodge Ram would be next in line.....

If I had to pick one, I would still choose the Dodge Ram.

i swear that wasnt there when i parked lastnight!!

The one and only question the insurance adjuster wont have to ask is......"What did you hit??"

Yeah I can talk. I'm stopped at a light.

The worst part - his engine compartment light came on and killed his battery.

So why don't they make automobiles out of the same metal that they use to make traffic light poles?

Is that truck doing a strip tease?

Thats not where I parked my car

"Wrapped around the axle" - a difficult situation from which to extract one's Dodge.

Like...If I can get my mom's car and come back, can I re-test this afternoon?

Okay...the new winch seems to work fine, but next time you might not want to leave the truck in neutral.

LUCY...you got some splaining to do.

turn on some music and work that pole you ram

he dodged the trees but hit the red light

he was playing red light green light but forgot to brake on red

pole position!!!!!

do not spill viagra on the floor board or your ride will end up with a stiffy pole!!!!!

Jesus, Jimmy Joe that is not what Pole Position means!

if you can't dodge it, ram it

ON YOUR MARK, GET SET, CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who needs brakes? The truck will stop at the right place anyway.

Driver: " I really hate the color yellow"

But Officer.........they said it was a Dodge Ram.

Looks like the truck wanted to race the two cars but couldnt fint the starting line.

DAMN SOMEBODY ALREADY TOOK MY JOKE ABOUT IT!!

just what a dodge needs something to make them uglier and slower, way to go buddy! you did ur self a favor. too bad you wont be able to buy a chevy with the insurance check

"I'll be able to make it to work if I hit all the lights!"

Breaks Whent Out So I Hit The pole Faster Way To Stop.

Microsoft's first attempt at putting the Autoparking feature in Dodges.

Anyone want to play "Red Light, Green Light?"

When Frank went out looking for a new truck, the slogan "if you can't DODGE it, RAM it!" really got his attention. Not long after driving his new Dodge off the lot did he learn a valuable lesson about false advertising

Stealing street signs is for amatuers. Look what I got!

Who gives a damn about a truck with a streetlight pole where the dipstick should be? Bin Laden got capped! HELL YEAH!

Billy's famous last words "Yall Watch This"

But officer.... I only looked at my cell phone for a second while i was driving. I had an important text from my buddy letting me know that Bin Ladan has been killed :p

Used Car Salesman: "This weeks special is a red dodge ram 4 dr. It was just traded in by a little old lady that only drove it to church on sundays and bingo on wednesdays. It just needs a buff and polish."

I should have never ordered the optional RUBBER BUMPER..

Dodge: Don't laugh, you've been in a bar fight before...

now thats jdm

this gives a whole new meaning to, "if you cant Dodge it, Ram it"

So if his light turns green can he go?

NO!!! Trucks can't use the stripper poll!!!

well my sister Jess said " Who ever said that the Dodge Ram was a Smart car?"

Wow, first spinners now this?!

I think the other cars are jealous.

Driver thinking as police officer is approaching the window, "Be cool...just act normal...maybe he won't notice."

A whole new meaning to " Taking the light" or "I took the light"

Portable stoplight....not so portable

Red light .... Green Light... Ohh they said red light !

Insurance damage estimate: $8579 Cost of 1 city traffic light: $150,000 Bragging rights of having the most valuable hood ornament since Rolls Royce: Priceless

This new mod should definitely beat my buddy's truck nuts!!!

The damn GPS said STRAIGHT at the light!

the trucks balls are gone but it still has its hardon

Quick park here I think we lost the cops!

Dodge: hey Buick is there something in my teeth?

Maybe if I park in-between these cars people will think the pole hit ME!

I normally park and worry that someone gonna ding my truck, but....

Who made Dr. Bruce Banner angry... sigh I'm moving to another state.

Someone call the FBI's Fringe division we got another anomaly.

now my ram has horns!!!

...and God said let there be light. Don't ask for proof or you'll get it.

Tornadoes... it's what they do.

"Caught in a Redlight"

Did I pull up far enough in the parking spot?

See, the stoplight didn't stop me! I won!

See, I CAN take it with me!

Let's see. Red light stop. Green light go. Yellow light go faster. Bottom light attack?

You think that's impressive, you should see the ball sac hanging from the rear axel!

That pole cut me off!

Parking for Compacts Only

I swear officer the light was green

Would the wrecking yard sell me the signal light?

I swear officer, that isn't my pole.

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Umm, I think thats a STOPlight.

and this is why you shouldnt let a blond driver your new truck

...You know what....maybe I'll stick to my car for a bit longer I dont like how this one handles...thanks for the test drive!

If you cant leave it home, take it with you.

It's crazy to see what happens when your choking on a sunflower seed...this is going on My FML app

My mistake, I thought it was my spouse.

Ram, more than just a name. It's what we do.

But my directions clearly stated "Proceed through traffic light"...

Ram a Red Light today...

hell, it'll buff out.

And the Lord said, "Go forth and be a light unto the world".

I thought this was the turn lane!

Just using what I bought. Dodge RAM its in the name...

Green light....red light........green light .......red light......green light!!!!!

No sir officer I did not run that light...

Ok, you win, I do need glasses!

Objects in windshield are closer than they appear.

"When you can't Dodge it, RAM IT"

I looked up to find I was beat to the punch with that quote. Lets try, "The light was green..."

" sorry honey, I was running late to work and swept past a light to make it to work on time, I figured it wouldn't leave a scratch.. I was wrong by the time I got to the parking lot. :O"

"Hey bro" there's something stuck in your teeth

HULK SMAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSHHHH!!!!

Just a reminder to never run a red light.

U cant see..... oh Hi!

"Dont know why I still got a ticket, I didnt run the red light."

With these gas prices I had no choice but to work the pole.

Mobile Bachelor Party.

"But officer, the light was green"!

Take that speed camera!

The dealer said it had a "Red Ram Hemi" under the hood!

The new NHRA Safety Safari and portable christmas tree for street racing. I think the Buick is deep staging!

If a traffic light can do this much damage to a Dodge truck, I think I will stick with my GMC Yukon! (Photoshopped or truck was damaged and intentionally placed in front of the pole - no crash residue on the ground)

I think dodge's new self parking trucks still need a little work

and what genius puts a poll light in the middle of a parking lot anyway?

Distract Other Drives Going Elsewhere with the new traffic light option!

I didn't want to believe I was too fat to pole dance, but they were right.

the bull stops here!

Pole position

WHO PUT THAT THERE?

WHAT POLE?

Another suicidal traffic light takes its own life. Tragic...

Dodgeeeee Ram, you don't have to put on the red light!

"What happened?!" Oh, that? It's just a scratch, it'll buff right out"

I'll take the Shadow.

grrrrr... my pole!!

If it wasn't a V8 before, it is now.

I've always said they should have kept Student Driving in schools.

Hmmm, looks like the owner decided not to 'Dodge' but instead 'Ram', again showing everyone the oxymoron Dodge produces.

worlds first pole dancing dodge.

repair bills would be cheaper than paying for parking elsewhere.

"i have no worries about running the red light"

Economy is so bad, they're practically giving away a stop light with every used car.

IF YOU CANT DODGE IT FLOOR IT, GREEN LIGHT, 0-06 IN 5.2sec, RED LIGHT!!!! GET IN THE MIDDLE... NOW JOE WHERE DO YOU THINK THAT LIGHT CAME FROM, THIS AIN'T THE DUKES OF HAZZARD, ROSCO PUTING OUT THEM SPEED TRAPS AGAIN...

dodge, always breaks at the wrong time.

nom nom nom

The true meaning of cell phones and driving

If you can't dodge it ram it, If you can't ram it you can't a Ford it

Who put this Traffic Light in the middle of this parking lot.

"You can't see me!", said the Ram.

There's an app. for that!

"Hey, what does this button do?"

No officer, I haven't been drinking, now why did you pull me over?

"Added lights package optional"

Green doesn't always mean go.

See, honey... sometimes a truck and a traffic light fall in love, and the next thing you know...

give me the green light... give me just one light.... F***K!

1-"How much did I drink last night? And where the hell did I leave my truck?" 2-"How can I be fired? You told me to park it without the back end sticking out in the aisle? 3-"OK Bill was right I shouldn't be driving after drinking so much, I'll just leave the truck here, it will blend Anonymous captions: -"I saw two posts officer and shot for the middle. really you want me to take a sobriety test." -The guidance counselor was wrong. Billy wouldn't park cars for a living. -You got my truck in the divorce settlement, fine! Here's the key, I parked it at your work. Enjoy. -"You were wasted when you came home last night honey. Just wondering, where did you leave my truck? - The newest thing on the lot, is the long box snub nose Dodge, equipped with high-rise headlights.