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Posted On: 4/1/2011 7:14AM
66Mope

You know the drill: come up with a caption for the picture below by noon PST next Thursday. If you submit the funniest one, we’ll declare you the winner. Three entries per member max. Good luck!

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Avatar By: tazgts
4/1/2011 7:23 AM

Big whoop, my little celica can tow my dads 4runner up steep hills!

 
Avatar By: tazgts
4/1/2011 7:24 AM

Hey, whats so funny about that? I tow cars all the time with a celica.

 
Avatar By: tazgts
4/1/2011 7:36 AM

I only use a chain and have my dad steer and brake the car in tow.

 
Avatar By: StreetsideStig
4/1/2011 7:38 AM

So glad I got this trailer for my Track Day car. It's so much better than putting all those miles on such a high performance vehicle.

 
Avatar By: deon770
4/1/2011 8:48 AM

My wife is going to love her new car!!!

 
Avatar By: 66Mope
4/1/2011 9:14 AM

My first thought when I saw this pic was "Jen wins the lottery."

 
Avatar By: DodgeAdict
4/1/2011 9:19 AM

"Who just said a tow car can't be a track car?!"

 
Avatar By: DodgeAdict
4/1/2011 9:20 AM

"You should see this rig on the track" ;D

 
Avatar By: DodgeAdict
4/1/2011 9:20 AM

"Who said that haveing to tow a trailer means you have to go slow?"

 
Avatar By: bryanbnoble
4/1/2011 9:26 AM

"When a cocky kid loses in a pink slip race."

 
Avatar By: Idefix
4/1/2011 9:32 AM

My Porsche hauls, two engines in the rear ;)

 
Avatar By: Katakuna
4/1/2011 10:35 AM

What happens when your track car throws a rod.

 
Avatar By: KriderRacing38
4/1/2011 10:45 AM

Porsche "The Ultimate Towing Machine"

 
Avatar By: chase117
4/1/2011 11:07 AM

INCEPTION!

 
Avatar By: lillgrncivic
4/1/2011 11:16 AM

If that is his tow vehicle I would love to see his ferrari winter beater.

 
Avatar By: 1yellowcav
4/1/2011 12:07 PM

Role Reversal?

 
Avatar By: ink-spot
4/1/2011 12:16 PM

the first festiva to do a sub 30 min lap of the Nurburgring!

 
Avatar By: jmccullough1104
4/1/2011 12:20 PM

he’s pulling that car, so when his Porsche gets repossessed, he has something to drive home in....lol

 
Avatar By: omicron
4/1/2011 12:24 PM

"Here we see the majestic Porsche hauling in it's kill."

 
Avatar By: sam_sp
4/1/2011 1:06 PM

I should have listened to my wife and got the Cayenne.

 
Avatar By: dAVMARR
4/1/2011 3:57 PM

HA you think the porsche is fast, wait till i get this geo to the track!

 
Avatar By: JTC180
4/1/2011 3:58 PM

Seats up to 8.

 
Avatar By: asleson81
4/1/2011 4:52 PM

hey tazgts it aint that hard to pull a truck when its in neutral i can pull my dads 2010 silverado with our garden tractor all day long without problems.

 
Avatar By: DOuFINKimSEXY
4/1/2011 4:53 PM

Cheaper than a Porsche Panamera

 
Avatar By: robogiff
4/1/2011 5:09 PM

Trailer queens... PFFT!

 
Avatar By: expo_on_24z
4/1/2011 5:59 PM

On my way to bring my ex-wife her half....

 
Avatar By: expo_on_24z
4/1/2011 6:03 PM

Driver: "Trust me, it feels just as bad as it looks...."

 
Avatar By: usnrocker
4/1/2011 6:23 PM

WHAT??? they said i had to tow my track car in

 
Avatar By: moetgupi
4/1/2011 6:26 PM

i will push, u stear..

 
Avatar By: moetgupi
4/1/2011 6:29 PM

no matter how much money you make, or how far you get in life. your past will always be in the rearview haunting you..

 
Avatar By: moetgupi
4/1/2011 6:31 PM

charlie sheens picking up his girlfriends belongings from her x.. winning....

 
Avatar By: HRM1982
4/1/2011 6:50 PM

anyone up for some Moeow mix?

 
Avatar By: BigMike3023
4/1/2011 6:55 PM

Somewhere in Germany, there's an Engineer that just had a slight tear run down the side of his face.

 
Avatar By: oldsmobile1000
4/1/2011 8:32 PM

i hope he got his tow/haul mode on and his trailer brakes conected properly.lol

 
Avatar By: speedoholic
4/1/2011 9:10 PM

For this driver, the bumper sticker on his tow vehicle says "My other car is a fiesta!"

 
Avatar By: grannieelbow
4/1/2011 10:36 PM

Wait'll those guys on Operation Repo see this!

 
Avatar By: shooff82
4/1/2011 11:38 PM

Gotta get that trailer queen to the carshow somehow!

 
Avatar By: Mervap
4/2/2011 4:11 AM

Porsche- There is no substitute....wait, maybe there is!

 
Avatar By: MotorsportsTube
4/2/2011 5:49 AM

"My other car is a Yugo"

 
Avatar By: 74Furyous
4/2/2011 8:41 AM

Rich guys just don't understand "barn finds". He thought this little number parked outside The Wallpaper Barn was abandoned.

 
Avatar By: 74Furyous
4/2/2011 8:42 AM

Never mind the caption contest! Check out those great clothing deal links!! Can you not block these thing?

 
Avatar By: Master_Yogi_Bear
4/2/2011 9:21 AM

white people

 
Avatar By: hotfordcat
4/2/2011 10:30 AM

Looks like Leno got a new ride!!

 
Avatar By: hotfordcat
4/2/2011 10:32 AM

It's a new type of push car!!!

 
Avatar By: hotfordcat
4/2/2011 10:35 AM

No Dumbass, It's not a Fiesta!!!

 
Avatar By: 66Mope
4/2/2011 3:19 PM

74Furyous--regarding the spammers, we can make it harder for them, but it would also make it harder for people to participate. Trying to find the right balance...

 
Avatar By: mazmac24
4/2/2011 7:31 PM

When the tables get turned!

 
Avatar By: mazmac24
4/2/2011 7:33 PM

Fuel prices take a toll on everybody!

 
Avatar By: mazmac24
4/2/2011 7:39 PM

In case I run out of gas I'll use the clunker to run to the gas station.

 
Avatar By: FordFanX
4/2/2011 11:09 PM

Porsche, for when a truck is too boring.

 
Avatar By: ghardy27
4/3/2011 9:39 AM

FIRST...WTF IS A HITCH DOING ON A PORSHE.

 
Avatar By: emanresu
4/3/2011 3:44 PM

You know how some people are surprised to find out that Porsches have their engines in the back? Wait till you see how Porsches are towed.

 
Avatar By: emanresu
4/3/2011 3:46 PM

Contrary to what you think, the Porsche is the car being towed.

 
Avatar By: emanresu
4/3/2011 3:48 PM

Porsche, a company that prefers evolution to revolution, is testing their new hybrid powertrain.

 
Avatar By: RareT
4/3/2011 6:39 PM

Perfect example of what makes a Porsche owner scream WTF!?!

 
Avatar By: RareT
4/3/2011 6:42 PM

"Yes, sweetheart you can drive it home in the morning. No, it's the one in back!"

 
Avatar By: LunchTime
4/3/2011 8:54 PM

Fastest towing service I know The all new Dodge Carrera 911 This isn't a porsche it's a porch, so it meant to carry things.

 
Avatar By: Gibson67
4/4/2011 5:15 AM

Why is this thing trying to mount me?

 
Avatar By: Gibson67
4/4/2011 5:16 AM

Second Picture anyway

 
Avatar By: Gumby1983
4/4/2011 5:53 AM

Redneck Millionaire

 
Avatar By: NogaroBlueS4
4/5/2011 2:34 PM

That's my friend Jason. He snips penii for a living.

 
Avatar By: 74Furyous
4/5/2011 4:41 PM

Damn I hate it when peoples spare cars are nicer than my daily driver!

 
Avatar By: SuperSilvi
4/5/2011 7:05 PM

What? its got 4 wheel drive dont it.

 
Avatar By: SuperSilvi
4/5/2011 7:07 PM

Well i was going to trade it in when i hit the lotto but i just couldn't give it up.

 
Avatar By: SuperSilvi
4/5/2011 7:09 PM

Porsche's new test 0-60 while making another car look good. 3.5 seconds

 
Avatar By: 2digits
4/6/2011 6:04 PM

The fastest (whatever that car is) has ever went.

 
Avatar By: 2digits
4/6/2011 6:05 PM

This should even the odds

 
Avatar By: 2digits
4/6/2011 6:07 PM

Why buy common sense when you can have a Porsche

 
Avatar By: Cannonshot
4/6/2011 7:42 PM

When we get her home, my mother-in-law has an apartment above the garage too.

 
Avatar By: Jerold
4/6/2011 11:10 PM

Added horsepower

 
Avatar By: HotRodHoney
4/7/2011 7:37 AM

Like Angelina Jolie, I've decided to start adopting less fortunate orphans one at a time...

 
Avatar By: datboygotchops
4/11/2011 2:10 PM

"hey babe!!! imagine all of the places we will get 2 see on 1 trank of gas!!!!"

 

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