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Posted On: 3/18/2011 7:43AM
66Mope

You know the drill: come up with a caption for the picture below by noon PST next Thursday. If you submit the funniest one, we’ll declare you the winner. Three entries per member max. Good luck!

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Avatar By: StreetsideStig
3/18/2011 7:52 AM

The cross-border hose smugglers were forced to get creative.

 
Avatar By: TDWPgtp
3/18/2011 8:08 AM

Ford escort: so shitty, that it works better as a hose spool

 
Avatar By: SouthernGuy8503
3/18/2011 8:18 AM

You say you have low pros, check out mine.

 
Avatar By: SouthernGuy8503
3/18/2011 8:20 AM

"But officer, I was told it was DOT legal".... "Who told you?"... "A crackhead but that's besides the point"

 
Avatar By: web99
3/18/2011 8:41 AM

Its the same material that they use in tires but cheaper!

 
Avatar By: 2digits
3/18/2011 8:45 AM

It's still good

 
Avatar By: torino_man
3/18/2011 8:45 AM

So that's what it means to be "runnin' on rubber bands"

 
Avatar By: DodgeAdict
3/18/2011 8:56 AM

If you dont like my Escort Ill beat you with a rubber hose... just give me a sec to get it off my rim >=[

 
Avatar By: highspeedhonda
3/18/2011 9:18 AM

the rims was so hot that the tire needed to be a hose

 
Avatar By: AngelOfFreedom
3/18/2011 9:32 AM

GIT ER DUNNN!!!!!

 
Avatar By: TravMINI-S
3/18/2011 9:53 AM

is this guy for REEL???

 
Avatar By: MoparRob07
3/18/2011 11:16 AM

HOSED tires, "Where the rubber meets the road"

 
Avatar By: MoparRob07
3/18/2011 11:24 AM

No, this car came with the "on the spot" water-box tire option.

 
Avatar By: MoparRob07
3/18/2011 11:26 AM

I didn't believe him when he said he was gonna lay down some rubber in his car.

 
Avatar By: 366100041
3/18/2011 11:33 AM

"Of course, He found a way to take a hose to his families in Mexico. Barely made it."

 
Avatar By: The_Wooter
3/18/2011 12:11 PM

The curb rash was so bad they told me to bandage it with some hose.

 
Avatar By: cknarf
3/18/2011 12:22 PM

So THAT's how run-flats work.

 
Avatar By: Idefix
3/18/2011 12:42 PM

Some rides are ballin', this ride's hosin'

 
Avatar By: Idefix
3/18/2011 12:43 PM

Where the hose at!?!...Woop there it is XP

 
Avatar By: Idefix
3/18/2011 12:44 PM

I ride hose daily lol

 
Avatar By: jamesramp
3/18/2011 1:02 PM

You paid how much for those tires? Dude, you got hosed!

 
Avatar By: ajzhotrodz
3/18/2011 1:10 PM

automatic garden hose despiser Fail

 
Avatar By: sprocketjockey
3/18/2011 2:15 PM

im not as think as u drunk i am , occifer .its ok, its a rental

 
Avatar By: 74Furyous
3/18/2011 3:04 PM

Not all hosers are in Canada eh.

 
Avatar By: 74Furyous
3/18/2011 3:06 PM

It's a pullcord for starting the engine on level ground. You just jack her up, advance the spark and pull.

 
Avatar By: 74Furyous
3/18/2011 3:09 PM

Not having a dust cap on that valve stem is just asking for trouble.

 
Avatar By: sacrifise8
3/18/2011 4:04 PM

With rising oil prices, we at the DOT advise you to recycle as much rubber as possible until your next tire change.

 
Avatar By: RiceOnMyShirt
3/18/2011 5:15 PM

i know a hose is crucial to using a slip and slide, but i think your thinking the wrong sliding.

 
Avatar By: RiceOnMyShirt
3/18/2011 5:21 PM

not your average garden variety

 
Avatar By: Birdawg
3/18/2011 5:25 PM

Bridgestone's new Run-Flat

 
Avatar By: ZachAkaBlackary
3/18/2011 6:34 PM

Blue car, crappy paint, I hear they scared of it but the hose ain't Soon as I hit the street look at them hose race Hit the pedal once leaves a lil trace sing to the tune of black and yellow by wiz khalifa

 
Avatar By: ZachAkaBlackary
3/18/2011 6:56 PM

found hos� the gardener's car

 
Avatar By: ZachAkaBlackary
3/18/2011 7:04 PM

found hose the gardener's car. [pronounce hose like Jose]

 
Avatar By: GetTheClicker
3/18/2011 8:21 PM

I told Bob his spare was hosed. Martha Stewart's take on car repair. Found the inner tube, where's the tire?

 
Avatar By: SilverSnake7
3/18/2011 9:48 PM

Boys in the hood took not only my tire, But my dignity too...

 
Avatar By: SilverSnake7
3/18/2011 9:51 PM

Now this is what I call a recession

 
Avatar By: SilverSnake7
3/18/2011 9:56 PM

Oscar looks to George and says, "Whats with the hose?". George grins and looks around and pulls a lighter out of his pocket. "Just take 'er off son, hook to the fuel pump and aim at them there deer. You'll kill 'em, skin 'em, cook 'em and their ready to go."

 
Avatar By: GTwildfire
3/18/2011 10:12 PM

He tried making a tire out of mulch. I guess this was inevitable.

 
Avatar By: GTwildfire
3/18/2011 10:13 PM

You don't want to know what he did with the nozzle.

 
Avatar By: GTwildfire
3/18/2011 10:17 PM

If you take the hose off you will see raised white letters on the other side.

 
Avatar By: WickedS13
3/18/2011 11:26 PM

Im pretty sure my neighbor is doing that right now.

 
Avatar By: fortyfordsedan
3/19/2011 12:02 AM

and when I want to water the lawn I just put it up on jackstands.

 
Avatar By: fortyfordsedan
3/19/2011 12:05 AM

This is way better than the prototype, on that one I used a cheap hose

 
Avatar By: fortyfordsedan
3/19/2011 12:06 AM

Still safer than a Firestone tire

 
Avatar By: DanCJ7
3/19/2011 7:35 AM

Don't worry honey. It will last till payday.

 
Avatar By: x1shaffer3x
3/19/2011 11:38 AM

You might be a redneck if this looks like a good repair job

 
Avatar By: ink-spot
3/19/2011 3:09 PM

1. you what they say if you can't duct it, grab a garden hose?!? 2. Redneck beadlocks, install hose, install tire, fill hose with water to seat bead. 3. Don't laugh this is actually a firetruck in a third world country, brake stand for quick hose disbursment

 
Avatar By: michael98537
3/19/2011 8:09 PM

new for 2011.... "the redneck runflat" so affordable anyone can have them!

 
Avatar By: HondaWonderBoy
3/19/2011 11:58 PM

No fat hose, car will scrape

 
Avatar By: Gumby1983
3/20/2011 4:21 AM

Jeff now owes bill one million dollors, after bill said he bet he could get a car to run on water.

 
Avatar By: Gumby1983
3/20/2011 4:28 AM

Man was i hammered last night, i dreamed that i drove into a lawn party and killed like a dozen people.

 
Avatar By: Gumby1983
3/20/2011 4:45 AM

Do it your self hydraulics kit from E-Bay, not always the best opinion.

 
Avatar By: DarkDrift
3/20/2011 2:44 PM

1. DIY taken a little too far.

 
Avatar By: DarkDrift
3/20/2011 2:46 PM

2. At least he didn't call into work cause of a flat tire.

 
Avatar By: cole1500
3/20/2011 2:52 PM

Yeah low pros are nice.. But I'm rollin' on hose!

 
Avatar By: cole1500
3/20/2011 2:53 PM

This escort has the wrong idea of "ho's".

 
Avatar By: Tune_It_Up
3/20/2011 5:07 PM

Stop hosin around with that escort.

 
Avatar By: Tune_It_Up
3/20/2011 5:09 PM

this is a job for the escort fire truck. when u see a fire just jump out your car un wheel the hose and let her rip

 
Avatar By: Tune_It_Up
3/20/2011 5:11 PM

What would you do for a klondike bar? i would put a hose around my spare and drive on it

 
Avatar By: buiebrown
3/20/2011 8:48 PM

Leaves some pretty sweet skid marks.

 
Avatar By: buiebrown
3/20/2011 8:49 PM

At least the rim is OK

 
Avatar By: buiebrown
3/20/2011 8:56 PM

Who needs an air compressor when you have a faucet?

 
Avatar By: shadow2169
3/20/2011 9:51 PM

screw it it will ride

 
Avatar By: Mykael
3/20/2011 10:35 PM

Is that what a rubber tire looks like on the inside?

 
Avatar By: Mykael
3/20/2011 10:36 PM

Yeah, this is my spare, so?

 
Avatar By: Mykael
3/20/2011 10:38 PM

Oh yeah!? Well at least it has some rubber!

 
Avatar By: adracing2005
3/21/2011 2:16 AM

Hey, do you have these tires in low profile?

 
Avatar By: RVAE34
3/21/2011 6:52 AM

West Virginia Run Flats

 
Avatar By: KustomKiely
3/21/2011 1:07 PM

The salesman said if I get new rims Id get more hoes.....

 
Avatar By: 1BlueZ32
3/23/2011 8:07 AM

The beginning of a budget Hellaflush build.. What's next? bedspring and toilet tissue holder coilovers for the drop

 
Avatar By: robc916
3/23/2011 9:15 AM

No, I did the penny test. It has at least another 1000 miles on it

 

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