The car is a male dog and had to take a leak.

Who needs 4 wheel drive when you have the awesome power of front wheel drive!!

haha i agree with southernguy

women

..........hmph, women....

Asphalt submarines....they come out of nowhere

Look, ma, two wheels!!

i just wanted to get my oil changed. i needed to jack it up somehow

The pipe watches in fear as the poles inch their way closer and closer, moving in for the attack, when out of the blue comes a Corolla to the rescue!!!

i still say you're gonna need to use jackstands

I swear, they just grew out of the ground and attacked my car.

trying to take advantage of the Motorcycle space, Sally deployed her kick stand. --------------------------------------------------------------- Sadly, practicing the Chicken Dance could have waited till he was parked... --------------------------------------------------------------- PARKED!

My comment went all screwy, here it is again but readable. trying to take advantage of the Motorcycle space, Sally deployed her kick stand. Sadly, practicing the Chicken Dance could have waited till he was parked... PARKED!

trying to take advantage of the Motorcycle space, Sally deployed her kick stand.

Just think, what if that was a fire hydrant...

Nothing worse than an itch you can't scratch.

What do mean my coverage doesn't cover bollard collisions?

Report to the insurance company for claims on repairs: " I parked my car on the streets where i supposely thought that it were a parking space. Thing is when me came up to her in the morning, some yellow pipes just grew out of the streets. It actually damaged the front part of the car. Not my fault eine. :( There were no warning signs eine... Please see the picture as proof."

If she had just cornered that bit faster, it could have been the perfect 3-point turn...... baboom-tish, thank you people, I'm here all weak... try the veal!

dammit... week... not weak (which my joke was)

Damn, the submarine, missed this surfacing:)

OHH JEAHH! THATS THE SPOT! Can a 2011 do this? Iam not a vampire you guys! LOL!

Go Go Gadget... ohh shit!!!

You may have a low rider but i don't need hydraulics to do 2 wheels!

Grammy what are you doin? What! I'm parking. But you're on a pole. {SSSSMMMMAAAAACCCKKKK} Watch your mouth I've been on a pole to pay for your college.

Why would they put this stuff in the middle of a parking space

Jimmy! how did this happen? I told you Boss I only know how to use flatbeds and besides we can change that oil pan,do the right side brakes and rotate the two right wheels. JIMMY YOUR FIRED !!!

i just wanted my car to do the two step

Thought it was the bowling lane :)

never piss of a guy who owns a tow truck...lesson learned

The in-car anti-gravity device worked...but only for a few seconds.

dude that pole came out of nowhere.

I didn't know that poles were actually plants that grow from the ground. Very quickly. Those poles weren't even there when I went into Auto Zone.

THE GREMLINS DID IT!!!!!

Wack-A-Mole technology: makes you think twice before parking illegally.

The first case of an Urban Tremor attack. Kevin Bacon just wet himself.

Toyota just surpassed Land Rovers off road technology.

This driver obviously cant Gymkhana.

Even the pole in the middle was so ashamed it had to look away.

do you have the jack? no i thought you had it. yeah well. i got this.

alright i was just watchin 007 and really wanted to do the two wheel drive because at the time it just seem pretty cool.. just saw a hott girl joggin with some massive ass tits! I actuly striped my bolt trying to get my wheel off so i decided to take matters into my own hands...

One of the downsides of adding an aftermarket kickstand.

Redneck hydrolics

Automobile acupuncture. releve your cars stress and dont worry about engine problems!

is that a pole in your transmission or are you just happy to see me?

Get the new and improved Ghetto Jack.

I'm going to be late honey. I got hung up at work.

The Pep Boys Incline-o-Meter is only in the yellow zone. Give 'er!

Third time my wife's been mooned this week.

How to explain ths to the insurance guy? Well, I just did´nt see the 4 bright yellow poles..:-(